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How can I even begin to describe Loki Laufeyson? He’s flawless. His hair is insured for ten thousand Arabian stallions. He does horse commercials… in Nilfhelm. His favorite movie is Lilo & Stitch. One time, he met the Black Widow on a helicarrier, and she told him “Thank you for your cooperation”. And hey, one time, he threw Iron Man out of a window… it was awesome.

(Source: 3chicgeeks.com)

8 months ago Short URL 30 notes

mean girls/bing/

riandawsonspearlywhites:

excuse me while i buy this

And none for Gretchen Weiners…

I know what you're thinking. "Home-schooled kids are freaks."

X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P. Xylocarp.

Or that we're weirdly religious or something.

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

Amen.