This is the best thing I’ve ever read about Loki. Ever.
How can I even begin to describe Loki Laufeyson? He’s flawless. His hair is insured for ten thousand Arabian stallions. He does horse commercials… in Nilfhelm. His favorite movie is Lilo & Stitch. One time, he met the Black Widow on a helicarrier, and she told him “Thank you for your cooperation”. And hey, one time, he threw Iron Man out of a window… it was awesome.